http://www.foreskinradio.com It’s Professor Bestestes’ Birthday and Fleetwood Mack has a special gift for him: a big flat joint! They clown around getting high in a movie theatre parking lot before seeing Pineapple Express.
I can’t resist posting this Twentieth Century Fox viral video marketing gimmick. It’s just too damn funny and I loved the movie “Idiocracy”. Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator is an officially licensed product. It’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes. It sells for $39.99 (American) per case (24 16oz cans). The website description: lemon lime, 200mg caffeine, taurine, guarana, electrolytes, and everything else that plants crave - except, no fructose corn syrup. Rumor has it, because of the writer’s strike, Fox is working on a new reality show, “Ow! My Balls!” Watch for it in the new year.
Facism is alive and well in America. There’s insercurity and fear in the hearts of Americans which has allowed for wiretapping, torture, foreign wars, electoral fraud, etc. to go unchallenged. Corporate power has become the doctrine of the goverment. Alan Greenspan has recently admitted the true reason for the invasion of Iraq is oil, which has been vehemently denied by the Bush administation. Suspicions still loom about the twin tower collapse and the mysterious implosion of building no. 7. Hilter said “The great masses of people. . .will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.” We are living a history lesson. I remember the “great question” our teachers posed us: (see The Wave) How could the good people of Germany be so complicant to the evils of the Nazis? It takes a systematic shakedown of institutions, a shock to the nation’s psyche, an enemy to hate, and a superior ideal to fight for. Here’s a definition of fasicism from Robert Paxton: “A form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation or victimhood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion.” America has been primed. If another major shock, as in terrorist attack or stock market crash, were to take place, could America fall off the edge into darkness? The following video is from a comedy show in Australian famous for breaching security at the APEC summit in Sydney dressed up as Bin Ladin. This clip highlights that shadow of fasicism that has been cast over the hearts of some Americans. Its hilarious but should also serve as a moral alarm. Insert quote: learn from past or doomed repeat. Anyways, watch the video but if you don’t chuckle at it and find yourself nodding: go get therapy.