I Found “Real America”!

In case you were wondering exactly where “Real America is; apparently it’s in Texas…

Sarah Palin October 17, 2008: "The best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation."

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Obama fights Fear mongering with Funny monologue… and a coconut cream pie!

Barack Obama speaks at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner

Obama likes Pie. Do you like pie too?

McCain the Maverick Dictator

Not to belabor the point but, John McCain may just be the candidate of fascism. Here are a video of the old POW survivor slipping up and saying what’s really on his mind. First, he offhandedly mentions a sentiment George Bush had laughed off: the aspiration of becoming dictator of the United States. A dictator is “a person exercising absolute power, esp. a ruler who has absolute, unrestricted control in a government without hereditary succession”. Is that why America invaded Iraq? To overthrow a dictator?

McCain Suspends Democratic Process, Could the Election be Cancelled?

McCain announced he is suspending his campaign for President until the financial crisis is over and urges the Democrats to do the same. The proposed $700 Billion bailout may not solve the crisis. If it doesn’t, this could effectively mean, the 2008 president elections would be cancelled all together. Couple that possibility with the military preparation for martial law on American soil, and you have the possible end of democracy. What was mere conspiracy theory and paranoia a a month ago is beginning to look like a reality.

 

Apparently, Barack Obama called McCain first and made the suggestion of canceling the their upcoming debate. McCain quickly went to the press and upped the anty.

Blazing Saddles starring Obama and Biden

 

Obama and Biden bring justice to America Blazing Saddles style

I’m not all that good at Photoshop but I thought I’d follow through on a meme.

Obama and Blazing Saddles.

 

Regan acted in cowboy movies

I reckon if Obama wore a cowboy hat a little more often, them big buckled American types might be more inclined to support the feller as President. It worked that ivy league frat boy George Dubbya. All he had to do was marinade himself in some Texas BBQ sauce and invoke the spirit of Ronald Regan. Maybe Obama just needs to inject some Old West folklore into his campaign. Isn’t Blazing Saddles a true story of how a black sheriff teams up with a white gunslinger to defend small town America from a bunch of greedy, villainous, corporate thugs while overcoming the racial hostility of the townsfolk?    

Message To Ralph Nader

  

If you want to attack an unstoppable, relentless force–and are unafraid of assuming the voice of a “legion” of people when you are clearly just another doofus with broadband–this whole “manifesto delivered by Speak N’ Spell to spooky techno music” genre appears to be all the rage. We caved immediately to its creepy, earnest aesthetic….We just out-and-out stole some of this footage for this from the trailer for a tremendous movie about Nader called “An Unreasonable Man.” You should check it out: http://www.anunreasonableman.com/ If the filmmakers would like to sue, they are welcome to a percentage of our youtube hits. Gentlemen, name your price.