May 26, 2008
Highlights of R.E.M. concert in Vancouver, Deer Lake, May 23, 2008.
May 18, 2008
I’m starting a campaign to generate funding for research into converting Rick Rolls into a renewable energy resource. If my calculations are correct, 1 Rick Roll could be equal to 1 kilajoule. As the following chart clearly indicates, Rick Rolls would be an extremely reliable form of energy production:
A break through in Rick Roll technology could ushering in a future where we could run our cars on the very music that pumps out of its stereo speakers. “Never Gonna Give You Up” may one day be the fuel that brings your children home safely from soccer practice. However, what about engine performance? Well, turn up the volume on Tom Cochrane’s “Life Is A Highway” and head out on that cross country adventure. Put on Billy Ocean’s “Get Out Of My Dreams (and into my car)” as you cruise through downtown on a hot Saturday night. The future of our transportation needs could be secured for generations to come.
Please, show your support for Rick Roll Energy research and development.
May 12, 2008
According to the following Russian article, women in western society are to blame for male impotency issue because their too damn sexy! Apparently, whenever a man sees a provocatively dressed woman he becomes aroused but is unable to satisfy that desire so he feels he’s been rejected thus giving him a limp dick. One way to resolve this problem is for women to dress more conservatively. Of course, they’d probably tell men to go fuck themselves. A solution to relieve women’s stalwart opposition to that old style misogyny would be for the courts to once again except the rape change defense: “Did you see what she was wearing? She was asking for it!” However, let’s not react to this report in a regressive manner. Other countries in the world may still practice such archaic oppression of women and sexuality. I won’t name an names *cough* Iran *cough* but clearly it is unfair to punishment women for evolution’s evil trick on modern men. Science can help alleviate the some of the problem with expensive impotency pills. Maybe women could step up and give their men a break once and while. After all, if they weren’t so damn sexy, we’d be hard all the time.
Men become impotent because of women’s low-cut dresses and bare legs
Russian physiologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has stated that most male diseases are caused by women who adhere to provocative clothes and behaviour. As a result, the Western civilization gradually turns into the society of sexually unsatisfied men and eventually unsuccessful and physically unhealthy men, the scientist considers.
Since the start of the sexual revolution women of the developed world took to wearing revealing clothes, while Oriental women still wear gowns and yashmaks, said Leonid Kitaev-Smyk, the senior research officer of the Russian Research Institute of Culturology of the Russian Academy of Sciences. In the street men cannot satisfy all desires they have. They see naked parts of the body – miniskirts and transparent tops. The modern fashion gives rise to male lust. So there is much lust, but little satisfaction. What does it have to do with the disease? We can draw an analogy with the fauna. If a male is weak, a female will see it and reject the male. This male cannot win a female, for there is a defensive mechanism in nature – this male suffers from prostatitis and impotency.
Nowadays, 70 percent of impotency is a natural defensive reaction to stresses caused by constant unsatisfied arousal. But this reaction is rather long-standing.
Thus, women dig a grave for men’s health with their bare legs and low-cut dresses. Every nice girl going on a date with a sexy top on will make only one man happy and a dozen men on her way will suffer from her revealing looks. In this case strippers are weapons of mass destruction; they have already turned the Western civilization into the society with limited erection.
Sexologists made up the list of impotency-causing activities:
- Scrutinizing internet pornography
- Watching erotica and pornography on video
- Staring at scantily-clad girls in the street
- Reading erotic magazines
- Going to striptease clubs
May 9, 2008
Each year, the Foreskin Radio crew gets together to celebrate the birthday of our boy, Fleetwood Mack, by smoking up at Trillium Point and then singing some karaoke. It’s become a tradition.