Stuck in Elevator with 8 Japanese Girls

A business man enters an elevator full of Japanese secretaries. There is an earthquake and the elevator becomes stuck for many hours. The girls are getting restless and hungry. The man uses his sushi lunch to persuade them to undress and show him their bras and panties. What else would you do in the same situation?

This is a clip without nudity.
To see the exciting finale got to http://tiny.cc/tnzNm

R.E.M. Live in Vancouver 2008

Highlights of R.E.M. concert in Vancouver, Deer Lake, May 23, 2008.

Rick Rolling toward a sustainable future

I’m starting a campaign to generate funding for research into converting Rick Rolls into a renewable energy resource. If my calculations are correct, 1 Rick Roll could be equal to 1 kilajoule. As the following chart clearly indicates, Rick Rolls would be an extremely reliable form of energy production:

A break through in Rick Roll technology could ushering in a future where we could run our cars on the very music that pumps out of its stereo speakers. “Never Gonna Give You Up” may one day be the fuel that brings your children home safely from soccer practice. However, what about engine performance? Well, turn up the volume on Tom Cochrane’s “Life Is A Highway” and head out on that cross country adventure. Put on Billy Ocean’s “Get Out Of My Dreams (and into my car)” as you cruise through downtown on a hot Saturday night. The future of our transportation needs could be secured for generations to come.

Please, show your support for Rick Roll Energy research and development.  

A People’s History of American Empire by Howard Zinn

Empire or Humanity?
What the Classroom Didn’t Teach Me about the American Empire
by Howard Zinn
Narrated by Viggo Mortensen
Art by Mike Konopacki
Video editing by Eric Wold

To read more from Howard Zinn visit www.TomDispatch.com.

more about the American Empire…

 

Impotency: Blame Women!

According to the following Russian article, women in western society are to blame for male impotency issue because their too damn sexy! Apparently, whenever a man sees a provocatively dressed woman he becomes aroused but is unable to satisfy that desire so he feels he’s been rejected thus giving him a limp dick. One way to resolve this problem is for women to dress more conservatively. Of course, they’d probably tell men to go fuck themselves. A solution to relieve women’s stalwart opposition to that old style misogyny would be for the courts to once again except the rape change defense: “Did you see what she was wearing? She was asking for it!” However, let’s not react to this report in a regressive manner. Other countries in the world may still practice such archaic oppression of women and sexuality. I won’t name an names *cough* Iran *cough* but clearly it is unfair to punishment women for evolution’s evil trick on modern men. Science can help alleviate the some of the problem with expensive impotency pills. Maybe women could step up and give their men a break once and while. After all, if they weren’t so damn sexy, we’d be hard all the time.       

Men become impotent because of women’s low-cut dresses and bare legs

http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex/05-05-2008/105072-impotence-0

Russian physiologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has stated that most male diseases are caused by women who adhere to provocative clothes and behaviour. As a result, the Western civilization gradually turns into the society of sexually unsatisfied men and eventually unsuccessful and physically unhealthy men, the scientist considers.

Since the start of the sexual revolution women of the developed world took to wearing revealing clothes, while Oriental women still wear gowns and yashmaks, said Leonid Kitaev-Smyk, the senior research officer of the Russian Research Institute of Culturology of the Russian Academy of Sciences. In the street men cannot satisfy all desires they have. They see naked parts of the body – miniskirts and transparent tops. The modern fashion gives rise to male lust. So there is much lust, but little satisfaction. What does it have to do with the disease? We can draw an analogy with the fauna. If a male is weak, a female will see it and reject the male. This male cannot win a female, for there is a defensive mechanism in nature – this male suffers from prostatitis and impotency.

 

Nowadays, 70 percent of impotency is a natural defensive reaction to stresses caused by constant unsatisfied arousal. But this reaction is rather long-standing.

Thus, women dig a grave for men’s health with their bare legs and low-cut dresses. Every nice girl going on a date with a sexy top on will make only one man happy and a dozen men on her way will suffer from her revealing looks. In this case strippers are weapons of mass destruction; they have already turned the Western civilization into the society with limited erection.

 

Sexologists made up the list of impotency-causing activities:

 

• Scrutinizing internet pornography 
• Watching erotica and pornography on video 
• Staring at scantily-clad girls in the street 
• Reading erotic magazines
• Going to striptease clubs

Fleetwood Mack’s B-Day Tradition

Each year, the Foreskin Radio crew gets together to celebrate the birthday of our boy, Fleetwood Mack, by smoking up at Trillium Point and then singing some karaoke. It’s become a tradition.

Death of the Middle Class

 Are we really a society consuming itself to death? Or are we an alienated society just fighting to survive? The promise and prosperity of the middle class in North America has been eroding over the past 30 years. Families need two incomes to compete economically but that extra income maybe the cause of further strife. Is the true inflation numbers much higher than the government would have us believe? Now that food and oil prices are sky rocketing, could this just be the market balancing itself out after 30 years of distortion and manipulation? Times are getting tough for many families. We need to re-evaluate our perceptions and assumptions over the past 3 decades. It seems the last generation was our collective peak, and now the next generation must face the decline.  

The following is an important lecture to watch if you are frustrated with the myths of the middle class not holding up to reality. Economic data comparing families from 1971 to families from 2003, adjusted for inflation, reveal 

 

On a lighter note, three teenage girls made a video for Matthew Good’s “Middle Class Gangsters”. I thought it would be relevant the point out how the suburbs are becoming the new ghetto. Maybe they always were and we just didn’t want to believe it. For years we thought we were the privileged, prosperous, economic back bone of society. In actuality, we were just the great washed masses, the old proletariat, working class peasants. Our media propaganda has bolstered the population to believe we belong to a higher social status. Maybe it was a rebranding technique to help fight our ideological battle against the evil Commies. Now that the USSR is gone, that fabric of illusion is unravelling. The true state of society is revealed and it looks a lot like Soviet Russia did before she collapsed. Just saying. This was just supposed to be a brief intro to the video, but it’s turning into a propaganda infused rant about the disenchantment of the middle class. Anyways, check out Matthew Good’s blog, its worth your time. Unlike this blog *emo sigh*