I’m starting a campaign to generate funding for research into converting Rick Rolls into a renewable energy resource. If my calculations are correct, 1 Rick Roll could be equal to 1 kilajoule. As the following chart clearly indicates, Rick Rolls would be an extremely reliable form of energy production:
A break through in Rick Roll technology could ushering in a future where we could run our cars on the very music that pumps out of its stereo speakers. “Never Gonna Give You Up” may one day be the fuel that brings your children home safely from soccer practice. However, what about engine performance? Well, turn up the volume on Tom Cochrane’s “Life Is A Highway” and head out on that cross country adventure. Put on Billy Ocean’s “Get Out Of My Dreams (and into my car)” as you cruise through downtown on a hot Saturday night. The future of our transportation needs could be secured for generations to come.
Please, show your support for Rick Roll Energy research and development.