Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun Li – Best Of Charlie Nash

March 13, 2009

Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun Li – Best Of Charlie Nash

The (in my opinion) best scenes of Charlie Nash (played by Chris Klein) in “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li” (2009). Yes, this includes everyone’s favorite “NASH OUT !!!!~!~!”

Various YouTube comments…

Yes, omg that movie was hilarious! Charlie Nash was awesome. Very time Chris Klein delivered one of his cheesy lines, my friend exploded with laughter. We were the only ones laughing though. I thought we might’ve gotten kicked out. Nash out!!!

(the scnene where he kicks open the door) NASH IN?
“I can’t remember the last time I watched an actor fail to walk into a room convincingly, but Chris Klein does it. Look for a YouTube montage of his Street Fighter performance to pop up any day now.” Taken From Rotten tomatoes LMAO!

My mind still reals from having gone to see this movie. I knew it was going to be bad…… but not that bad. CHARLIE NASH RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

Those nostrils are KILLING me!! lol

This clip is like a concentrated blast of CSI: Miami intro magnified to the power of 100 and smothered in Velveeta cheese.

They should make a movie entirely based on his character. Nash out: The Legend of Charlie Nash.

NASH OUT!


Take me Private! Filipino Cam Girl

February 7, 2009

Take me Private! Filipino Cam Girl

Hilarious, to me anyways. I came across this crazy cam girl when a live chat pop-up started blaring in my headphones. Here was this cute filipino girl singing and dancing for a bunch of anonymous chat perverts like me. “Take me private!” she screams. “Give it to me baby!”

http://www.foreskinradio.com


Obama fights Fear mongering with Funny monologue… and a coconut cream pie!

October 17, 2008

Barack Obama speaks at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner

Obama likes Pie. Do you like pie too?


Blazing Saddles starring Obama and Biden

September 10, 2008

 

Obama and Biden bring justice to America Blazing Saddles style

Obama and Biden bring justice to America Blazing Saddles style

I’m not all that good at Photoshop but I thought I’d follow through on a meme.

Obama and Blazing Saddles.

 

Regan was in cowboy movies

Regan acted in cowboy movies

I reckon if Obama wore a cowboy hat a little more often, them big buckled American types might be more inclined to support the feller as President. It worked that ivy league frat boy George Dubbya. All he had to do was marinade himself in some Texas BBQ sauce and invoke the spirit of Ronald Regan. Maybe Obama just needs to inject some Old West folklore into his campaign. Isn’t Blazing Saddles a true story of how a black sheriff teams up with a white gunslinger to defend small town America from a bunch of greedy, villainous, corporate thugs while overcoming the racial hostility of the townsfolk?    


Rick Rolling toward a sustainable future

May 18, 2008

Rick Roll as a Renewable Resource

I’m starting a campaign to generate funding for research into converting Rick Rolls into a renewable energy resource. If my calculations are correct, 1 Rick Roll could be equal to 1 kilajoule. As the following chart clearly indicates, Rick Rolls would be an extremely reliable form of energy production:

A break through in Rick Roll technology could ushering in a future where we could run our cars on the very music that pumps out of its stereo speakers. “Never Gonna Give You Up” may one day be the fuel that brings your children home safely from soccer practice. However, what about engine performance? Well, turn up the volume on Tom Cochrane’s “Life Is A Highway” and head out on that cross country adventure. Put on Billy Ocean’s “Get Out Of My Dreams (and into my car)” as you cruise through downtown on a hot Saturday night. The future of our transportation needs could be secured for generations to come.

Please, show your support for Rick Roll Energy research and development.  


The Mermaid Dilemma

April 19, 2008

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Solving the mermaid dilemma. Would you rather have sexual relations with a mermaid with the top half human but bottom half fish, or the reverse with a fish face but human bottom? Check out Foreskin Radio http://www.foreskinradio.com For more in depth discussions

Orchids Fool Male Wasps Into Gay Sex!

April 10, 2008

Evolution is gay and now there’s scientific proof. Male orchids dress themselves in drag to fool horny young male wasps into homo-erotic pollination sex. Here’s the scene… It’s a sunny day. You’re flying around with your wasp buddies looking for hot petal. You spot a vivacious pink orchid and get intoxicated by her sweet perfume. “Don’t go over there bro,” advices your wasp buddy. “I think that flower might be a dude!” By this time you’re too horned up to care. You nuzzle up against her inner labellum. Blissfully unaware, her stamen enlarges as you buzz in ecstasy. Next thing you know, you’re covered in the orchid’s man nectar having a “Crying Game” moment. Your wasp buddies will never let you live this one down.  

http://www.newscientist.com/channel/sex/dn13642-orchids-sexual-deception-triggers-ejaculation.html

 

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