Blazing Saddles starring Obama and Biden

September 10, 2008

 

Obama and Biden bring justice to America Blazing Saddles style

Obama and Biden bring justice to America Blazing Saddles style

I’m not all that good at Photoshop but I thought I’d follow through on a meme.

Obama and Blazing Saddles.

 

Regan was in cowboy movies

Regan acted in cowboy movies

I reckon if Obama wore a cowboy hat a little more often, them big buckled American types might be more inclined to support the feller as President. It worked that ivy league frat boy George Dubbya. All he had to do was marinade himself in some Texas BBQ sauce and invoke the spirit of Ronald Regan. Maybe Obama just needs to inject some Old West folklore into his campaign. Isn’t Blazing Saddles a true story of how a black sheriff teams up with a white gunslinger to defend small town America from a bunch of greedy, villainous, corporate thugs while overcoming the racial hostility of the townsfolk?    


The Mermaid Dilemma

April 19, 2008

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Solving the mermaid dilemma. Would you rather have sexual relations with a mermaid with the top half human but bottom half fish, or the reverse with a fish face but human bottom? Check out Foreskin Radio http://www.foreskinradio.com For more in depth discussions

Message To Ralph Nader

February 25, 2008

If you want to attack an unstoppable, relentless force–and are unafraid of assuming the voice of a “legion” of people when you are clearly just another doofus with broadband–this whole “manifesto delivered by Speak N’ Spell to spooky techno music” genre appears to be all the rage. We caved immediately to its creepy, earnest aesthetic….We just out-and-out stole some of this footage for this from the trailer for a tremendous movie about Nader called “An Unreasonable Man.” You should check it out: http://www.anunreasonableman.com/ If the filmmakers would like to sue, they are welcome to a percentage of our youtube hits. Gentlemen, name your price.