The Mermaid Dilemma

April 19, 2008

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Solving the mermaid dilemma. Would you rather have sexual relations with a mermaid with the top half human but bottom half fish, or the reverse with a fish face but human bottom? Check out Foreskin Radio For more in depth discussions

Orchids Fool Male Wasps Into Gay Sex!

April 10, 2008

Evolution is gay and now there’s scientific proof. Male orchids dress themselves in drag to fool horny young male wasps into homo-erotic pollination sex. Here’s the scene… It’s a sunny day. You’re flying around with your wasp buddies looking for hot petal. You spot a vivacious pink orchid and get intoxicated by her sweet perfume. “Don’t go over there bro,” advices your wasp buddy. “I think that flower might be a dude!” By this time you’re too horned up to care. You nuzzle up against her inner labellum. Blissfully unaware, her stamen enlarges as you buzz in ecstasy. Next thing you know, you’re covered in the orchid’s man nectar having a “Crying Game” moment. Your wasp buddies will never let you live this one down.


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Its Hard To Give Dating Advice

April 5, 2008

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Advice Podmovie. Its hard to pack a sandwich. Its hard to meet people. Its hard to be authentic. And its hard to give dating advice.

Hope for desperate men on Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2008

Scientists at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario have studied an interesting behavior in rats that provides insight into similar human traits. It’s a common observation that women are consistently more attractive to men who are sexually active than men who’ve gone months just jerking it alone. This phenomenon has been seen with rats. Furthermore, the fabled “pussy stink”, an odor men retain after sex which women seem to detect like a pheromone, has also been observed. This could lead to the discovery of the essence of “mojo”. If scientists could isolate this rat mojo, they may one day be able to synthesis a human version. Imagine a cologne as powerful as the attraction fantasies seen in those deodorant body spray commercials. Until that beautiful future arrives you’ll have to endure another futile night at the bar striking out with women who can smell the sad desperation on you. The best advice for getting back on the hot sex gravy train is still: fuck the fatty. You need to cover yourself with a new pussy stink, so start at the bottom and work your way up the hotness ladder. 

Females love the sweet smell of sexual success    

13 February 2008 news service

It might be the sweet smell of success or the bitter whiff of despair, but there’s something in the odour of a male rat that tells a female whether he’s been copulating like crazy or starved of sex for days. And to make matters worse for frustrated males, the females much prefer the smell of road-tested studs……The study seems to illustrate the maxim “success breeds success”. It’s highly likely that the female rats are attracted by the smell of the sexually active male, rather than repelled by the stench of desperation from the sex-starved one, says Galef.”It’s unlikely that males would evolve a signal that makes them unattractive to females,” he notes.


Sexy Teacher

January 19, 2008

Daily Mail reports from UK about a video of a sexy private school teacher:

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 When pupils at a private school found their English teacher starring in a raunchy video on the Internet, they paid attention like never before.The footage – from a short promotional film for a firm which makes clothing for construction workers – features Sarah Green as a secretary who is seduced by a builder.With the slogan “It’s gonna get dirty”, the clip shows Miss Green simulating sex with the builder on a desk while demonstrating the safety features of his clothing. The raunchy, two-minute internet ad featuring English teacher, Sarah Green, top, has attracted [thousands of] viewers. The film shows three building site workers’ explicit sexual encounters with three women. The teacher took part in the commercial – called Hardcore, A Dirty Movie – as a trainee, two years before taking up her first post at £7,000-a-year Stockport Grammar School.


FR110 – Mojo Flirt Juice!

December 10, 2007

 Foreskin Radio: Episode 110   

  • Bill Cosby: “Mojo Working”
  • Akasaka Sushi Night
  • I’ve got 2 jobs man!
  • A Christmas Miracle
  • Yuppie Yuppie Yaletown
  • Surrey is a deal breaker
  • Teaching old people computers
  • New opportunities downtown
  • Asian Ginger Kids
  • McAsian: I’m lovin’ it!
  • Bouts of depression
  • Talking dirty to yourself
  • Duet: “Under the Bridge” 
  • South Park Super Remix: Ginger Kids 
  • Listening to Jazz at Starbucks
  • Blonde with a Hardy Boy
  • Sexual Evaluation
  • youTube: Yellow Fever
  • Mojo and Flirty Juice
  • Waitress wearing Mistletoe
  • The City is Success
  • Hip Hop Chicks have no substance
  • Badass Mojo Working
  • You’re pussy tricked you!
  • Whore Mode
  • Chanukah: Festival of Lights
  • Spice girls in Vancouver
  • Pissed off at Santa Claus
  • North Pole & Global Warming
  • Eco-friendly Xmas Wishes
  • “I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Last Night”
  • Oogling Girls in Expresso Line 
  • Eric Weber: Mastering The Street Pickup 
  • Tiny Toon Adventures
  • Freestyle R ‘n’ B Sog
  • Pervert Overdubbed Tiny Toon Theme
  • Ren and Stimpy: Rubber Nipples
  • Cheese from Walrus Milk
  • Social Network Forum Site for you the listener:foreskinradio.ning.comActual Foreskin Not Required
  • Shonen Knife and Puffy AmiYumi

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“This Film Is Not Yet Rated”

December 4, 2007

I stumbled across this Google Video of the 2006 documentary “This Film Is Not Yet Rated” about the Motion Picture Association of America’s rating system, how they determine what movies are rated NC-17 and which are rated R, and the effect on culture. You watch the whole 1 hour 37 minute documentary right here, right now…