Impotency: Blame Women!

May 12, 2008

According to the following Russian article, women in western society are to blame for male impotency issue because their too damn sexy! Apparently, whenever a man sees a provocatively dressed woman he becomes aroused but is unable to satisfy that desire so he feels he’s been rejected thus giving him a limp dick. One way to resolve this problem is for women to dress more conservatively. Of course, they’d probably tell men to go fuck themselves. A solution to relieve women’s stalwart opposition to that old style misogyny would be for the courts to once again except the rape change defense: “Did you see what she was wearing? She was asking for it!” However, let’s not react to this report in a regressive manner. Other countries in the world may still practice such archaic oppression of women and sexuality. I won’t name an names *cough* Iran *cough* but clearly it is unfair to punishment women for evolution’s evil trick on modern men. Science can help alleviate the some of the problem with expensive impotency pills. Maybe women could step up and give their men a break once and while. After all, if they weren’t so damn sexy, we’d be hard all the time.       

Men become impotent because of women’s low-cut dresses and bare legs

http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex/05-05-2008/105072-impotence-0

Russian physiologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has stated that most male diseases are caused by women who adhere to provocative clothes and behaviour. As a result, the Western civilization gradually turns into the society of sexually unsatisfied men and eventually unsuccessful and physically unhealthy men, the scientist considers.

Since the start of the sexual revolution women of the developed world took to wearing revealing clothes, while Oriental women still wear gowns and yashmaks, said Leonid Kitaev-Smyk, the senior research officer of the Russian Research Institute of Culturology of the Russian Academy of Sciences. In the street men cannot satisfy all desires they have. They see naked parts of the body – miniskirts and transparent tops. The modern fashion gives rise to male lust. So there is much lust, but little satisfaction. What does it have to do with the disease? We can draw an analogy with the fauna. If a male is weak, a female will see it and reject the male. This male cannot win a female, for there is a defensive mechanism in nature – this male suffers from prostatitis and impotency.

 

Nowadays, 70 percent of impotency is a natural defensive reaction to stresses caused by constant unsatisfied arousal. But this reaction is rather long-standing.

Thus, women dig a grave for men’s health with their bare legs and low-cut dresses. Every nice girl going on a date with a sexy top on will make only one man happy and a dozen men on her way will suffer from her revealing looks. In this case strippers are weapons of mass destruction; they have already turned the Western civilization into the society with limited erection.

 

Sexologists made up the list of impotency-causing activities:

 

  • Scrutinizing internet pornography 
  • Watching erotica and pornography on video 
  • Staring at scantily-clad girls in the street 
  • Reading erotic magazines
  • Going to striptease clubs

Hope for desperate men on Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2008

Scientists at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario have studied an interesting behavior in rats that provides insight into similar human traits. It’s a common observation that women are consistently more attractive to men who are sexually active than men who’ve gone months just jerking it alone. This phenomenon has been seen with rats. Furthermore, the fabled “pussy stink”, an odor men retain after sex which women seem to detect like a pheromone, has also been observed. This could lead to the discovery of the essence of “mojo”. If scientists could isolate this rat mojo, they may one day be able to synthesis a human version. Imagine a cologne as powerful as the attraction fantasies seen in those deodorant body spray commercials. Until that beautiful future arrives you’ll have to endure another futile night at the bar striking out with women who can smell the sad desperation on you. The best advice for getting back on the hot sex gravy train is still: fuck the fatty. You need to cover yourself with a new pussy stink, so start at the bottom and work your way up the hotness ladder. 

Females love the sweet smell of sexual success    

13 February 2008

NewScientist.com news service

It might be the sweet smell of success or the bitter whiff of despair, but there’s something in the odour of a male rat that tells a female whether he’s been copulating like crazy or starved of sex for days. And to make matters worse for frustrated males, the females much prefer the smell of road-tested studs……The study seems to illustrate the maxim “success breeds success”. It’s highly likely that the female rats are attracted by the smell of the sexually active male, rather than repelled by the stench of desperation from the sex-starved one, says Galef.”It’s unlikely that males would evolve a signal that makes them unattractive to females,” he notes.

 


FR110 – Mojo Flirt Juice!

December 10, 2007

 Foreskin Radio: Episode 110   

  • Bill Cosby: “Mojo Working”
  • Akasaka Sushi Night
  • I’ve got 2 jobs man!
  • A Christmas Miracle
  • Yuppie Yuppie Yaletown
  • Surrey is a deal breaker
  • Teaching old people computers
  • New opportunities downtown
  • Asian Ginger Kids
  • McAsian: I’m lovin’ it!
  • Bouts of depression
  • Talking dirty to yourself
  • Duet: “Under the Bridge” 
  • South Park Super Remix: Ginger Kids 
  • Listening to Jazz at Starbucks
  • Blonde with a Hardy Boy
  • Sexual Evaluation
  • youTube: Yellow Fever
  • Mojo and Flirty Juice
  • Waitress wearing Mistletoe
  • The City is Success
  • Hip Hop Chicks have no substance
  • Badass Mojo Working
  • You’re pussy tricked you!
  • Whore Mode
  • Chanukah: Festival of Lights
  • Spice girls in Vancouver
  • Pissed off at Santa Claus
  • North Pole & Global Warming
  • Eco-friendly Xmas Wishes
  • “I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Last Night”
  • Oogling Girls in Expresso Line 
  • Eric Weber: Mastering The Street Pickup 
  • Tiny Toon Adventures
  • Freestyle R ‘n’ B Sog
  • Pervert Overdubbed Tiny Toon Theme
  • Ren and Stimpy: Rubber Nipples
  • Cheese from Walrus Milk
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