Top 10 Sexiest Asian Babes…

Top 10 Sexiest Asian babes in the world according to tutztutz.com

For the full list to go: 

http://www.tutztutz.com/2008/02/top-10-sexiest-asian-babes-in-the-world/1. Maria Ozawa – 

French-Canadian Bikini Babe Maria Ozawa! We’re a sucker for hapas, and Maria Ozawa aka Miyabi has the perfect mix to get our blood boiling. Born January 9, 1986 in Hokkaido, Japan, Ozawa is half-Japanese and half French-Canadian, giving her an exotic look that’s made her a huge success in Japan.

 

Message To Ralph Nader

If you want to attack an unstoppable, relentless force–and are unafraid of assuming the voice of a “legion” of people when you are clearly just another doofus with broadband–this whole “manifesto delivered by Speak N’ Spell to spooky techno music” genre appears to be all the rage. We caved immediately to its creepy, earnest aesthetic….We just out-and-out stole some of this footage for this from the trailer for a tremendous movie about Nader called “An Unreasonable Man.” You should check it out: http://www.anunreasonableman.com/ If the filmmakers would like to sue, they are welcome to a percentage of our youtube hits. Gentlemen, name your price.

Simulcast: Suburban Transpondency 84

This is the first 15 or so minutes of webcam video from episode 84 of Suburban Transpondency (audio podcast).  Ennui, depression, idealism, positivity, acceleration, culture, dead romance, and other random topics. 

 

 

Modey Lemon “Become a Monk” (mp3)

from “IODA SXSW Opening Day Bash Sampler 2008”(ioda)

  More On This Album

 

 

Listen to the full Suburban Transpondency 84

Bellydancer Webcam Mishap

“You are a Fascist and a Liar, Mr. Bush” Keith Olbermann

American Fascism updated:  

Chinatown Parade

Foreskin Radio goes to watch the Chinese New Year parade in Vancouver’s historic Chinatown on February 10, 2008. Gung Hei Fat Choy! It’s the year of the rat! http://www.foreskinradio.com

Chinese New Year Parade 2008

Chinese New Year Parade in Chinatown, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada February 10, 2008. Raw, unedited 35 minute digital video footage from street level. Features the Mayor of Vancouver Sam Sullivan, the premier of BC Gordon Campbell, CTV News Anchor Pamela Martin, dancing dragons, gongs, marching bands, and much much more. Gung Hei Fat Choy! It’s the year of the rat!

 

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A few words against the Positivity Nazis

Think positive. Be happy. These have increasingly become the mantra of our culture. New age guru telling us we need to vibrate on a higher wavelength. Reject all negative or depressing thoughts and only indulge your mind in positive, happy, optimistic ideas. That’s all fine and dandy for some. I’m tried of being looked down upon for dwelling in my sweet darkness, for brooding, or celebrating my pessimistic viewpoints. Life is a two sided coin: happy / sad, light / dark, life / death, etc. You can’t have one without the other. These New Age soldiers of positivity seem to overlook a key factor in the nature of “vibrations”. Waves rise and fall. Positivity and negativity create the pulse of life. This is denoted in the symbol ying and yang. You can’t have a one without the other. If you tip the scale of emotion so that you never allow sadness, that’s still an imbalance. It’s that disharmony which will lead to more suffering. I believe “everything in moderation” is a healthier maxim.

Arguing the Upside of Being Down

All Things Considered, February 11, 2008 · Author Eric G. Wilson has come to realize he was born to the blues, and he has made peace with his melancholy state.

But it took some time, as he writes in his new book, a polemic titled Against Happiness: In Praise of Melancholy.

At the behest of well-meaning friends, I have purchased books on how to be happy. I have tried to turn my chronic scowl into a bright smile. I have attempted to become more active, to get away from my dark house and away from my somber books and participate in the world of meaningful action. … I have contemplated getting a dog. I have started eating salads. I have tried to discipline myself in nodding knowingly. … I have undertaken yoga. I have stopped yoga and gone into tai chi. I have thought of going to psychiatrists and getting some drugs. I have quit all of this and then started again and then once more quit. Now I plan to stay quit. The road to hell is paved with happy plans.

 http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18885211  

Hope for desperate men on Valentine’s Day

Scientists at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario have studied an interesting behavior in rats that provides insight into similar human traits. It’s a common observation that women are consistently more attractive to men who are sexually active than men who’ve gone months just jerking it alone. This phenomenon has been seen with rats. Furthermore, the fabled “pussy stink”, an odor men retain after sex which women seem to detect like a pheromone, has also been observed. This could lead to the discovery of the essence of “mojo”. If scientists could isolate this rat mojo, they may one day be able to synthesis a human version. Imagine a cologne as powerful as the attraction fantasies seen in those deodorant body spray commercials. Until that beautiful future arrives you’ll have to endure another futile night at the bar striking out with women who can smell the sad desperation on you. The best advice for getting back on the hot sex gravy train is still: fuck the fatty. You need to cover yourself with a new pussy stink, so start at the bottom and work your way up the hotness ladder. 

Females love the sweet smell of sexual success    

13 February 2008

NewScientist.com news service

It might be the sweet smell of success or the bitter whiff of despair, but there’s something in the odour of a male rat that tells a female whether he’s been copulating like crazy or starved of sex for days. And to make matters worse for frustrated males, the females much prefer the smell of road-tested studs……The study seems to illustrate the maxim “success breeds success”. It’s highly likely that the female rats are attracted by the smell of the sexually active male, rather than repelled by the stench of desperation from the sex-starved one, says Galef.”It’s unlikely that males would evolve a signal that makes them unattractive to females,” he notes.